The fish
fry went on until daybreak. I took my bow went to the john, and pressed the
return. Suddenly I was in the white room, standing on the black spot.
‘Enjoy the
gig?’ said the room.
‘Me or
Fats?’
‘We couldn’t
let you just flash back from the Squad Car. It would have thrown the whole
space time continuum.’
‘I thought,
using Planks theorum, we could all be in the same place at once, it just takes
the span of time the age of two universes to do it.
‘Jupiter
save us from amateurs spouting complicated matters. For your information, a shift of a molecule in your coat for
instance means that all the molecules everywhere have to giggle around so they
don’t take up the same pace and to keep everything solid. This is happening
constantly otherwise nothing would exist in solid form, just a mass of
molecules, which is how we can send you anywhere, to any time. OK?
‘Fuckin’
smart Ass’
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